Spiffy McSpoffinberg

Spiffy McSpoffinberg the Second is a former journalist/on air personality who became roped into Zamorak's war against Zaros, resulting in his acquisition of some of Zaros' power. This technically made him a demigod, and over time he discovered several unique abilities he now possessed thanks to the Godly magic he absorbed. Using these powers he slowly came into his own as a vigilante throughout Gielinor.

Abilities

 * Expert Archer : While he had been an archery hobbyist before the events of Zaros' demise, Spiffy's archery skills rapidly improved following his powers surfacing. These two things are likely connected.
 * Peak Physical Condition : The effect Zaros' godly magic has had on Spiffy's body has left him in peak human condition: he is as strong, fast, and healthy as he will ever be.
 * Peak Human Senses : Spiffy's eyesight, smell, and hearing are all the best they can possibly be for a human.
 * God Magic Immunity : Spiffy is utterly immune to the damaging effects of any God magic. While he may still suffer from the results of the magic, such as debris from a mystic explosion, he cannot be harmed by it directly.
 * Enhanced Healing : Spiffy is capable of healing most wounds in only a few hours, whereas it would normally take days or weeks.
 * Telekinesis : One of the main powers exhibited by Zaros himself, Spiffy is capable of liftting and moving smaller objects with his mind. With great force he is sometimes able to move larger objects, but this takes a toll on his body.
 * Mental Translation : Due to an unconscious psychic link with anyone he comes into contact with, Spiffy is effectively able to translate any language by reading their mind.
 * Blink Teleportation : Spiffy is able to teleport to any location within his line of sight, though it takes a few moments to do so.

Equipment

 * Ancestral Armor of Oorvog : Spiffy wears one of the last remaining sets of ancestral armor from Oorvog, which was given to him by Alaria to use as a defense against the Silver Warrior. After suffering severe wounds at her hands, Alaria allowed him to keep it.
 * Ornate Bow : Spiffy often carries an ornate bow with him that he uses for ranged attacks.
 * Jas Shard : Spiffy wears a shard of the Stone of Jas at all times, for if he doesn't his body would lack the natural strength to handle his powers and he would likely die.

Appearances

 * Paranoid
 * The Return
 * Glowie
 * Warriors
 * Spiffy
 * The Trio
 * Augmented
 * Out of Realm
 * The Trio 2
 * Invasion
 * Warning
 * The World Guardians